How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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