He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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