We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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