dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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