At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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