one two three fourrrrnication!
i just google imaged poop.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
