I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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