There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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