I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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