I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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