Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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