Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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