I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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