I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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