On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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