Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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