S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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