Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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