If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
ttyl tear gas
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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