She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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