to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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