24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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