i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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