wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
i think i just lost a toe
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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