You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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