Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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