I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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