He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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