did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
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I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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