I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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