I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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