I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
