dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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