My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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