: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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