we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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