Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I need moral support for this bender
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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