Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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