I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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