I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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