Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize