my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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