Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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