Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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