He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Send help, water and tortillas.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I am naked and annoyed.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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