That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
