We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
