ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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