I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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