Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
