is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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