Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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