yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She told me I should be a condom model.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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