office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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