you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize