David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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